Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
Cledus T. Judd Lyrics
"All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef Lyrics"
Opposite Of Yes Lyrics
[Music : Wunderlich, Doernberg / Lyrics : Doernberg] No guts - no glory - no clouds - no rain No reason - no season - no pain - no gain No quality - insanity - reality - humanity No
[Music : Wunderlich, Doernberg / Lyrics : Doernberg] No guts - no glory - no clouds - no rain No reason - no season - no pain - no gain No quality - insanity - reality - humanity No
Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth"
Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark
Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)
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CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
Photograph Lyrics
Maybe her eyes will shine tonight maybe she'll dress up and look as good as ever I wish I lit the match that burns in your eyes I wish I sparked the fire that warms your heart
It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth
CHORUS
When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."
CHORUS
I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea
Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people l
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me
CHORUS
repeat CHORUS
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
Maybe her eyes will shine tonight maybe she'll dress up and look as good as ever I wish I lit the match that burns in your eyes I wish I sparked the fire that warms your heart
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth
An Aistear Deirneach Lyrics
[instrumental]
to match the watch on my wrist[instrumental]
CHORUS
When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."
CHORUS
I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea
Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people l
Lilac Wine Lyrics
(J. Shelton) Originally performed by Elkie Brooks, but actually inspired to the version sung by Nina Simone I lost myself on a cool damp night I Gave myself in that misty light W
augh is the best gift I know(J. Shelton) Originally performed by Elkie Brooks, but actually inspired to the version sung by Nina Simone I lost myself on a cool damp night I Gave myself in that misty light W
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me
CHORUS
repeat CHORUS
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas